February 2009
“So hot that is WELL DONE”
– Guido on the definition of CRISPY
Shower Cap it
We were in Subway and we ran into the crispiest girl evah…
Picture this:
Spandex that were too tight for her not small ass, jacket that was too tight for her big boobs and muffin top and…
A SHOWER CAP!!!
A FREAKIN’ DARK PURPLE SHOWER CAP…
Now THAT’S CRISPY
Word of the Night
Guido decided that his new word will be “crispy”
According to G, here is its definition:
- Crispy (Hot, Fabulous and Fierceness)
Examples:
You shirt is so crispy
I had a crispy time last night
He was too crispy for words
- Shout out to JC Chasez from ABDC for introducing us to the world of crispy -
January 2009
Tamia
Stranger in my House
- a gay classic -
Via Text (last night's edition)
Ricky: The drag queen wants me to enter the hot body contest hahahahahahahahaha
Me: OMG are you serious? How dark is it in there?
Ricky: Asshole!!!
Ricky: But only cause I know it's true
Las Vegas....
It needs to be here NOW
“You’re going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest,...”
– Milk (via filmquotes)
On Tour
Taylor Swift is going on tour with Kellie Pickler…
Who wants in?!
August 28 @ Mohegan Sun
Gay or not gay?
rgould:
“Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think im gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML”
This is a true story from the website fmylife.com
…hilarious…
Today's News...
Bye Bye Governor Rod Blagojevich
ATT hearts the IPhone….who doesn’t?
Another reason not to trust (ex) pastors
The Williams sisters win another title….what a surprise!
Welcome back JHud!
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is expecting her third republican, I mean child
The Jonas Brother (my best friend’s band...
Jonas Dream...
Apparently Joe Jonas and I are best friends according to my dream last. I got to see them in concert and go to the after party…
WTF?
What does this mean?
Am I secretly in love with Joe Jonas?!
Never fails...
Dear Grey’s Anatomy
You always manage to make me cry :-(
Sincerely
Alex
The Duel 2
The Duel 2 is the seventeenth season of the MTV television series, Real World/Road Rules, and the sequel to The Duel. It takes place in New Zealand,with former cast members from MTV’s The Real World and Road Rules competing, along with several cast members from an earlier Challenge, Fresh Meat. The cast departed for Auckland New Zealand on October 27th, 2008 and filming ran through early...
“We all have ways of coping. I use sex, and awesomeness.”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock (via tvquotes)
Random Play
Press SHUFFLE on your IPOD to see what comes up…
Here are the first 10 songs that came up for me:
Shelf by the Jonas Brother
Hook up by Katy Perry
Underneath your Clothes by Shakira
Funhouse by Pink
Not Your Enemy by Jesse McCartney
Told You So by Jesse McCartney
Mama (live) by the Spice Girls
Say You’ll Be There (live) by the Spice Girls
...
It's only the walk of shame if you're ashamed!
jonoh:
(via jfabulosity)
Good point!!!
“I admit it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the...”
– Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City (via tvquotes)
Song of the Day….
Lady Gaga
Poker Face
New Gay Icon? →
Get to know Andrea Mitchell
- Thanks to JC for the article -
Baby Obama?
According to Perez (as in Mr. Hilton), there are rumors around Washington that Michelle Obama is pregnant.
Thoughts?
Today's News...
Why would you distribute something with salmonella if you knew about it?
Obama just signed an equal pay bill into law…I had to read it to understand it.
Apparently even Bart Simpson hearts Scientology
The Steelers are ready to win
Stuck in an airplane for more than 10 hours…now that sucks!
No WWEfor Mickey Rourke. Hey Mickey! Just because you made a film about a wrestler, it...
Masturbation Linked to Cancer
mscott:
“Researchers surveyed 800 men, about half of whom had suffered prostate cancer, and found that the more sexual activity they had engaged in as young adults, the more likely they were to have been stricken with the disease….”
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090126082343.htm?ref=aggre_pop
Oh shit!
Prayers for Bobby
Dear Lifetime
THANK YOU!!!
Sincerely Yours
Alex
“I know now why God didn’t heal Bobby. He didn’t heal him because...”
– Bobby’s mom from “Prayers from Bobby”
Meet the the new girls of ANTM Cycle 12 →
(via thatswhatimsaying)
“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make...”
– I heart my friends
WatchSay Hi to your mother for me…
“A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by...”
– The Wizard of Oz (via filmquotes)
